Saturday, May 30, 2009

Well, greetings, denizens of the Information Superhighway

Salutations! I am Devastator, combined gestalt form of the seven boorish Constructicons and graduate of Yale. I have studied many books through buying digital copies of such books off of the internet into my central processor, and am quite learned, thank you very much.

I may seem like a mindless machine of destruction in the upcoming movie, but I can assure you that in reality I am as gentle as a giant Cybertronian life-form can be, wot. However, I do consume quite a large amount of fuel, so I unfortunately cannot stay with you for very long. Ta-ta!

Hoo hoo hoo hoo!

Well, we finally hit the big time. Michael Bay said da six - I mean seven of us (Sorry, Overload) get ta appeah in da new Revenge of da Fallen movie. We even got little toys made o' us! Howevah, Demolishor gets ta play two roles; hisself an' his twin named Scavenger. I don' get wassup wih dat, uh. Ey, looks like Mx just saw a cute Fembot go walkin' by. Yo baby! Come back here, ah?

--- Rampage