Saturday, May 30, 2009

Well, greetings, denizens of the Information Superhighway

Salutations! I am Devastator, combined gestalt form of the seven boorish Constructicons and graduate of Yale. I have studied many books through buying digital copies of such books off of the internet into my central processor, and am quite learned, thank you very much.

I may seem like a mindless machine of destruction in the upcoming movie, but I can assure you that in reality I am as gentle as a giant Cybertronian life-form can be, wot. However, I do consume quite a large amount of fuel, so I unfortunately cannot stay with you for very long. Ta-ta!

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